It’s finally here. DC’s post-52 weekly book Countdown has, as of this week, been replaced by:

But barely anyone gives a damn. Why? Well, because Countdown sucks. But it’s not just Countdown, is it? Whenever you see a comic that ties in to Countdown or Final Crisis, you cringe a little. So let’s take a moment to examine why it is that Countdown and Final Crisis are both massive failures.
